In every post, there is an equal and opposite post. And to my last post, I give you THIS POST.
Last Saturday I was working. All day. Wasn't my favorite. But I took both my lunch and dinner hours together and went to the Metropolitan with my friends Beck, Jon, Crystal, Bridget and Eleni.
JON, Crystal, and Bridget (check out the biggest earrings I've ever seen...)
Eleni, Becks and Me. (as noted, this is what I look like when I am working all day. No judgement.)
It was so nice to be able to take time off from an all day and be a real person. Anywho, not the point. Here's the point... I am going to hell. Going straight to hell, do not pass purgatory, do not collect your worldly possessions to take...
So, while trying to flag down the very nice bread girl, I look over to the kitchen. It's a very nice, open-face kitchen with the food to go out to the tables put out just a few feet from our table. So, there's a man on the left... normal... I think he's a pastry chef. And then... there's a midget. That person is about 3 feet shorter than the pastry chef guy. And, as I am trying to be involved in the conversation and still try to stare at this midget I've found (just to make sure it IS a midget)... another midget walks over to where the first midget-girl is. OH. MY. GOSH. HOLY CRAP. A whole kitchen full of midgets/little people/shorties?
So my next step, obviously, is to tell everyone. I lean over to Becky and whisper "Becky... the kitchen is full of midgets." Becky starts to freak-out a little, because she's got a thing with midgets. Not a good thing, let me just say... And, right around the time, the whole table is saying "what are you two talking about? share with everyone" and everyone is saying "oh my gosh, I can't believe they have a height requirement to work here" Crystal notices something, and tells me about it. Apparently most of that kitchen (all of it but the part el pastry chef is on) is a sunken kitchen. They're normal sized people who just LOOK like midgets because of the guy next to them.
oooh... my... and that's even more hilarious.
And the best part is that we continued to whisper... as if they really were midgets and we were talking about them.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again... I'm totally going to hell. But I haven't laughed so hard in months.
2 comments:
I honestly laughed so hard that TEARS were streaming down my face. Thank you so much, Mrs. Sarah Timms Thompson, for making life just a little bit more entertaining. :)
LOL! Dang! You are going to hell, but at least we'll all be laughing on the way!
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