No, I am not pregnant. But if I were, this day… the beginning of week 20, would be the halfway point. As it is, this is my more than halfway point since I am blessed to have a husband deployed for not nearly a year.
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| Husband pretending to look annoyed... but actually being annoyed he came up in ANOTHER blog. |
And lots of things have happened while the husband has been gone. I’ve been to Disneyland.
I’ve lived at home where I have mountains and beautiful scenery.
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| taken on a walk with my pup. who says he never gives me anything... |
I’ve hated Kesha even more.
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| man |
(how do you not all realize this is clearly a man!?! I hate her and her stupid songs so much that I almost left my body pump class because my fabulous instructor had her on before he started class.)
But I’ve also gotten over my fear of spinning class.
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| while i'd like to believe I look like the girls in the middle... I am totally the chick on the end. |
I’ve re-kindled some friendships.
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| the one person here trained in the thing they were playing failed for the whole team. I don't want to point any fingers, but I've been trained in singing, and it looks like I'm singing here so... |
And I’ve re-kindled some love affairs. (I’m looking at you, Jason Bateman).
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| I love this whole show... but love Jason, my boyfriend. |
On a whole, I haven’t become a crazy person so far. And, hey, the hike up is the hardest part, right?
RIGHT?
Okay, fine. For the most part I feel like this:
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| in case you aren't reading... "FU Penguin tells cute animals what's what." |
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| ugliest shoes in America |
I mean REALLY, SERIOUSLY, who does that?
Ooh well, another day another thing to mock. Today it's shoes. Tomorrow it might be news organizations that refer to healthcare reform strictly as "ObamaCare" or maybe I'll be mocking myself for pathetic blogging. Who knows? Stay tuned...
Thanks for baring with me here, internets. We'll make it work. We always do...
3 comments:
I really don't see what's wrong with the shoes. I mean really, just get the right accessories and pants and top and hat and gloves and scarf and makeup and pantyhose and they go with everything. Super glad you conquered spinning....I love dripping in sweat and going into my super cold car and having it freeze to me. Hang in there pup.
Hooray for the more-than-halfway point! And for your hard-line stand against all things where a dollar sign is meant to be a letter - although it's Lady Gaga who is the MAN, baby.
Please don't drink the Kool-Aid at Unstoppable Lindsey's house. She used the word "pantyhose" in a non-ironic sentence. Non-ironic. Right?
(Semi-love Lindsey, although we may not ever have met. Frozen sweat, indeed.)
Here's a little something to make you laugh - I thought Kesha was black. Until I saw a picture of her in your blog. Can't stop laughing.
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